Ted Nugent is pretty proud of being ‘a predator’ who frequently goes hunting any animal that’s possible to kill. However, this causes him to get negative reactions from animal welfare activists like Paul McCartney. In a recent episode of his Nightly Nuge, Nugent revealed he once offered McCartney, the strong defender of animal rights, to be his bodyguard.
Paul McCartney was in big trouble with Islamic extremists who threatened him with death for not supporting Palestinians and hitting the road for a concert in Israel. However, despite the threats, the Beatles icon refused to cancel his gig in Tel Aviv. Although McCartney isn’t fond of him, it turns out that Ted Nugent offered him his services as a bodyguard.
“When I heard he was going into the Voodoo-Allah danger zone, I tried to get a hold of old Paul,” recalled Ted Nugent when the host Keith Mark asked him about the rumors of McCartney’s search for a bodyguard. “But I think he has a no-meat zone. And if you have the stench of backstrap as I do, it’s effervescent, it’s beautiful, it’s like you can stand within 10 feet of me and lick your chops, and you will get some protein out of the deal. The point is, I think Paul had built up a wall against the perfection of predatorship that I have almost perfected.”
Nugent continued, revealing why he came up with this offer, “I offered to be his bodyguard because I don’t know if you’ve noticed, Keith, but on a 24/7, 365, 74, I’m cocked, locked, and ready to rock the Glock around the clock, doc. Who better is qualified, equipped, prepared, and dedicated to protecting this musical wizardry of Paul McCartney than your favorite guitar player from the Motown Funk Brother Zone, Uncle Ted? But he turned me down; I don’t know why. Same reason I think he turned down truck drivers who eat hot dogs. But, whatever, Paul, all I can say is thank you for Brit-enriching my life with some of the greatest music ever heard in the history of the human experiment.”
Due to Ted Nugent’s endless love for hunting and controversial remarks about animal rights, Paul McCartney has quite negative opinions about him. In a previous interview, the musician argued that Uncle Ted wasn’t a real musician but a coward he could not stand. Nugent responded to this by saying that McCartney is an unfortunate vegan. However, he still cherishes the Beatle’s contributions to the music industry and is eager to be his bodyguard.
