David Lee Roth Slams Sammy Hagar Over Alien Abduction: ‘He Was Sex Probed’
In a recent video posted to his official YouTube channel titled ‘The Ballad Of Popsicle Sam,’ David Lee Roth claimed that Sammy Hagar’s alleged alien abduction experience, which involved a ‘sex probe,’ is the root cause of his questionable conduct over the years.
The frontman started talking about Hagar with the following words in the video:
“According to Sam, he was abducted by aliens. I know [that] when you’re abducted by aliens, you get sex probed. I am compelled to solicit this sordid subject in an effort to explain Sam Hagar’s conduct. For the last 10 summers, I haven’t said a single syllable about him. Not one. I defy you.”
Roth’s Explanation For Hagar’s Behavior
He further suggested, with a mix of sarcasm and seriousness:
“And in the face of a constant fart gas aimed in our direction here at the Mojo Dojo Diamond Dave Laboratories. And I think we’ve arrived at both the technical and the medical answer that may explain some of Sammy Hagar’s conduct and his constant spew of diarrhea vitriol in our direction. Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens, and he was sex probed. Sex probed.”
The Mystery Of Alien Sex Probing
Roth then admitted his ignorance about the specifics of an ‘alien sex probing procedure,’ questioning:
“Does it require apparatus? Is it a beam? We don’t know. We may never know, but what I do know with absolute accuracy is that if you take a half of a popsicle and you jam it into a cassette tape player, no matter how carefully you extract it, that tape player will never play the same again, no matter how carefully you try and fix those delicate little parts. And it’ll get worse, and it’ll seem like the singer that you used to [be] will stop making sense whatsoever. A lot like Sam.”
Sammy’s Alien Encounters
The roots of this claim trace back to 2011 when Sammy, in his memoir ‘Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock,’ recalled his own alien experiences. Hagar described vivid dreams and encounters with extraterrestrials, including a mind-tapping episode via a mysterious wireless connection. He said in his book:
“I was lying in bed one night … dreaming. I saw a ship and two creatures inside of this ship. I couldn’t see their faces. I just knew that there were two intelligent creatures, sitting up in a craft in the Lytle Creek forest area about twelve miles away in the foothills above Fontana. And they were connected to me, tapped into my mind through some kind of mysterious wireless connection.”
DLR’s recent alien abduction theory intensifies the long-standing verbal feud with the Red Rocker. Their rivalry flared up again after Hagar invited Roth to join a Van Halen-themed tour. Roth quickly agreed to participate, but the tension between them remains, with Hagar later hesitant to perform with Roth, suggesting he might only allow him on stage for a brief appearance.
Listen to Roth’s full video below.