Sammy Hagar Shares A ‘Weird’ Story To Prove Animals Enjoy Sex

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Sammy Hagar recently shared a video on his official YouTube channel, where he told an odd tale to show that animals find pleasure in sex.

The former Van Halen singer started his words by sharing a question with his fans:

“The big question amongst me and my friends… Do animals enjoy sex like humans? I think they do. I was doing a private concert for a benefit for a friend in Austin, Texas, and a super crazy rich guy. And he had giant tortoises. Giant tortoises having sex. I mean, big 200-year-old cats, man. Guys and girls, I guess.”

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Hagar’s Humorous Insights

Hagar continued, giving the details of the interaction he witnessed:

“And it was unbelievable. I mean, it took so long. It’s like we were there about 4 hours, and it was like about 2 hours just getting positioned. Not a lot of premature ejaculation going on there [laughing]. I mean, I’ve seen some pretty interesting throwdowns go down with my pets anyway…”

He lastly added, giving an answer to the question he provided at the beginning:

“Some serious humping is going on with stuffed animals and stuff. Now, they wouldn’t be doing that if they didn’t enjoy it. So there you go. Animals do enjoy sex. The gospel.”

Fan Reactions To Hagar’s Story

The video of the singer has received mixed reactions from the fans in the comment section. One of them wrote:

“Uncle Sammy just explained the facts of life to me.”

Another one found the story ‘weird,’ saying:

“Ok, Sammy. That was a little weird.”

One other fan agreed with the previous comment, simply writing:

“Weird.”

This was just one of the stories Hagar shared on his ‘Story Time With Sammy’ series on YouTube. Not long ago, he also reflected on a time he, Eddie Van Halen, and Mick Jones from Foreigner all raced their cars late at night in Malibu. They drove through Mulholland Drive and Highway 1, realizing it was illegal and dangerous. He reflected on this experience from around 2004, acknowledging they were lucky not to get arrested and wouldn’t recommend or repeat such an act.

You can watch his recent video below.

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